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“Underlings,” Victor van Doom mutters derisively. “This is why Doom does not trust humans but robots.” He clonks his head against the table, much to the amusement of his audience.

It’s crazy!” Brock lets out a long-suffering sigh. “You can’t hire anyone these days without having them ask you all about Stark, whether he’s really a villain and if maybe that makes it alright that their kids look up to the guy so much, and if I can tell them anything about his plans once he deems the world ready to acknowledge his absolute reign.” Tony Stark + rumors = utter madness 2 * π or something Pi will definitely blame Tony for his broken front door though. He doesn’t blame Pi for slamming the door shut in his face. (It’s not an exaggeration, Tony can feel the fucker’s body heat.)

Which is how Tony finds himself knocking on Pi’s door at two-forty in the morning, an utterly unsubtle, suspicious-looking, visibly armed shadow at his heels. Unimaginative Secret Service Impersonator reads that very truth right off his face. If it were an emergency, Tony knows where he would go. In fact it’s madness and there’s a very real chance Tony would get unpleasantly murdered for it, but. And so when the asshole says: “Where would you find a computer that could?” Tony hesitates.īecause. He’s too busy ranting about everything a computer would need to pull off the kind of hack Wannabe-Bond wants without kicking Tony’s sweet ass straight into jail. Maybe Tony doesn’t watch his tongue as much as he should. In Tony’s defense, people don’t usually listen to him when he goes off on one programm or another.Īlso he is maybe a tiny bit off his game because Steve Rogers is dead and there’s a Mystery Guy with a soon-to-be murder weapon standing in his home and he’s had a shit day even before everything went off the rails. But Tony’s also got a bad habit of rambling. He’s a good liar – better than good – and even harder to catch when he’s playing the good, old game. Sort of continuation of the second chapter of An Unwise Murder (An Inconvenient Survival): An Unwise Murder (An Inconvenient Survival)? That series seriously fucks